Planet Shengsters

July 02, 2009

Andy Theyers

Adrian Lightly

Lemons

Sleevage is a wonderful site and today's featured album provides a very interesting look behind John Squire's artwork for one of my favourite albums of all time:

The painting featured on the cover of The Stone Roses is titled Bye Bye Badman, as is one of the songs on the record. Both the song and the painting are about the May 1968 riots in Paris, which explains why the tri-colours of the French flag are featured on the cover.
I did not know that.

by fourstar (noreply@blogger.com) at July 02, 2009 09:00 AM

July 01, 2009

Doug Winter

Adrian Lightly

Coining It In

I have a new project.

I am trying to collect a full set* of the new-style UK coins which I think Freyja would really like.

She's very into her numbers, loves completing jigsaws and is also (judging by the disappearing loose change on my bedside table and the colossal weight of her piggy bank) rather fond of money:

So far, the 20p, 10p, 2p and 1p were easy to find but there don't seem to have been as many sightings of the 50p and 5p and the £1 is positively elusive - all donations gratefully received :)

UPDATE: I now have the £1 coin - thanks, Solveig!
UPDATE 2: I now have the 50p - thanks, Alex!
Update 3: I now have the 5p - thanks, Christine!

So that's the set collected, via the power of the internet. Photo of them in situ to follow...

* yes, I know you can buy a set from the Royal Mint, but that's no fun now, is it?

by fourstar (noreply@blogger.com) at July 01, 2009 11:49 AM

June 28, 2009

Adrian Lightly

Code Red

I have been wittering about La Roux for a while and now - finally - the eponymous album is released. OK, it's not actually out until Monday but there's this thing called the Internet...

So, having seen the savaging that the Little Boots LP took a few weeks ago, it might have been whispered that the kooky 80s lady synth pop revival championed by Radio 1 et al at the end of 2008 might be over before it has really begun. However, there is a lot here to shout about, not least Elly's soaring (others might say strident but I disagree) voice and the apparent return of the well-crafted song. The arrangements are deliberately simplistic (think 1981/82 Depeche Mode) but none the worse for that; a whole host of remixers have pounced on the space left around the vocals and created some amazing club tracks which have clearly helped to keep La Roux from the 'sharks' for the moment.

Apart from the singles 'Quicksand', 'In For The Kill' and out-now 'Bulletproof', the stand out track (and if it were me, obvious next single) is 'Tigerlily', even with the hammy vampiric spoken-word middle eight (from Elly's dad, apparently). But the rest is not filler; 'Fascination' has a fantastic earworm chorus hook and if we don't see 'Armour Love' given the South London dubstep treatment in the next six months I'll eat my blog. Definitely worth investigating.

by fourstar (noreply@blogger.com) at June 28, 2009 02:58 PM

June 26, 2009

Andy Theyers

Doug Winter

June 25, 2009

Andy Theyers

Doug Winter

June 24, 2009

Solveig Lightly

And he's off!

On Sunday Theo really did start walking. Taking a leaf from Freyja's book - who chose Caroline's baby shower to start walking - he decided Adrian's cricket game in Victoria Park was just the place to get going.

Here he is in action:


He's starting to say a few things now too. He's got a good line in animal noises - he moos, quacks, buzzes and makes monkey noises. And says 'Daddy'. Of course.

by solveig (noreply@blogger.com) at June 24, 2009 08:23 PM

June 23, 2009

Solveig Lightly

Fat knees...

For dulwichmum, who lamented the loss of her boy's fat knees....

Theo still has big, chubby, baby legs (I was actually quite alarmed when I first saw this photo).

But I looked through old baby videos of Freyja today and wondered where the time had gone.

by solveig (noreply@blogger.com) at June 23, 2009 10:54 PM

Antonia Cornwell

How do you spell sabbatical anyway?

Now then my lovely readers. I am going to take a break from writing this here blog. For at least a month. I'm sorry. It has to be done.Two reasons. One: I am broke. I lost my income recently when our lodger ran off with some woman he met from the Internet, so I need to write some sort of trashy fiction under an assumed name to get some money coming in. Or sell Ian's used panties to Japanese

by Antonia (whoopee@smallwalrus.com) at June 23, 2009 06:47 PM

Doug Winter

Adrian Lightly

Overheard #84

Yes, it was as weird as it sounds:
"No, it's too reflective; I'm going to have to move your grapes."

by fourstar (noreply@blogger.com) at June 23, 2009 09:59 AM

June 22, 2009

Andy Theyers

Mixin’ it up

The record industry may well be dead (or so they say), but there are some fine ideas being tested out at the moment…

Mos Def is selling t-shirts that come with download codes for his latest album, while The Flaming Lips are selling gig tickets that come with a download code for a ‘bootleg’ taken from the mixing desk on the night you went (quoted from their latest mailer):

the bundle will come with a ticket to see the band live along with an exclusive online digital EP that will contain 3 songs from the upcoming record – “Convinced of The Hex,” “The Impulse,” and “Silver Trembling Hands” plus three additional rare b-side tracks that we’ve selected. In addition to the ep, the bundle includes a digital download bootleg of the same show that you attend, which will be available after the show.

I have to say the Lips idea is awesome – I’m always on the look out for bootlegs, and to get one from the night I was there? well…

by Andy at June 22, 2009 01:07 PM

Richard Houston

One EPG to rule them all

Do we need a single place where all the UK’s TV VOD is aggregated?

Following the demise of Kangaroo, rumours abound as to the imminent entry to the UK of would-be aggregators such as Hulu and YouTube .

Meanwhile I’m really enjoying the work of 123webTV, Tanktop TV and Teev.co.uk (and doubtless others), all of whom enable discovery of all 4oD, iPlayer and ITV Player content by aggregating not content but metadata.

by Richard Davidson-Houston (noreply@blogger.com) at June 22, 2009 11:00 AM

June 17, 2009

Andy Theyers

Solveig Lightly

First steps

Theo took his first little steps today - just two, in the kitchen, this evening before bed time.

by solveig (noreply@blogger.com) at June 17, 2009 10:13 PM

June 16, 2009

Andy Theyers

Adrian Lightly

It's A Fix(ture)

This is a fascinating insight into the vagaries of the football fixtures calendar.


Essentially, it's a massive Zebra Puzzle (incorporating the railways, the police, the FSF, bank holidays and horseracing amongst other things) and takes months to complete. For example:
"West Ham are paired with Dagenham and Redbridge. But for reasons of revenue, Southend request they do not play at home on the same day as the Hammers as they believe it impacts upon their attendance."
However:
"Southend are in Essex, as are Colchester, so they cannot play together on the same weekend. Colchester share stewards with Ipswich so those two clubs also request they do not play home games on the same weekend. Transport links dictate Ipswich and Norwich do not play together on the same weekend either. In other words, when West Ham play at home can have an impact on when a club as far away as Norwich (108 miles) play their home fixtures."
As I say, fascinating. Geek out.

by fourstar (noreply@blogger.com) at June 16, 2009 12:43 PM

June 15, 2009

Andy Theyers

Adrian Lightly

Breaking The Seal

There are some things in life to which you want to be first.

I'm not talking about the North Pole, the finish line of the New York marathon or the handbag department of Selfridges on Boxing Day.

No, what I find the most satisfying of all is being the first person to plunge a knife into a brand new pot of Marmite. Penetrating the slight oily sheen and carving down into the murky depths of its rich, black goodness, leaving an almost perfectly hemispherical scar in the otherwise pristine surface.

Clearly, this is not limited to Marmite; many other spreads lend themselves to this phenomena. Peanut butter (smooth more than crunchy) is good, as is Nutella.

However, although you'd think they might, pots of jam & marmalade really don't give that same exhilarating feeling of being the one to break virgin territory. And honey is rubbish as it 'self-heals'.

So what do you like to be first to?

First person to say '...point out that you have ended your sentence with a preposition' owes me a bag of Twiglets.

by fourstar (noreply@blogger.com) at June 15, 2009 01:15 PM

Antonia Cornwell

My favourite ghost story of all time

Oh my God, I've loved this weekend, getting up and finding an inbox full of ghost stories two days running, having to restrain myself until my coffee was made and Esme was silenced with enough breakfast to let me read them in peace. Thank you for your stories: thank you for making my morning coffee-with-Internet so much better than usual.I envy those of you that have had very real ghostly

by Antonia (whoopee@smallwalrus.com) at June 15, 2009 10:31 AM

Adrian Lightly

Overheard #83

The epitomy of restraint:
"I don't really like Krispy Kreme donuts. Apart from the plain ones. With the icing"

by fourstar (noreply@blogger.com) at June 15, 2009 10:19 AM

June 14, 2009

Doug Winter

June 13, 2009

Doug Winter

Antonia Cornwell

WoooOOOOooo

I had an unusual thought for a blog post while I was making coffee this morning. I thought: I'll write about the houses I've lived in that were supposed to be haunted. I love a good ghost story, and I can ask my readers what ghosts they've seen and yes yes it'll be brilliant. The first blog I read this morning with my coffee was ELOHSSANATAHW and bugger me, her new blog post was on exactly the

by Antonia (whoopee@smallwalrus.com) at June 13, 2009 03:17 AM

June 12, 2009

Andy Theyers

Doug Winter

Andy Theyers

118-not-a-lot

For a moment there I was a bit worried about the new service from 118800, whereby they provide directory enquiries (of a sort) for mobile numbers as well as land lines.

Essentially they search for the person you want, and if they find a mobile number for them they text that mobile, asking the recipient to contact you (and you pay a quid for the pleasure).

My first thought was an irrational one, along the lines of “but my mobile number’s private, how dare they intrude?”  On further analysis though…

  • I can just ignore the text (if I ever received one)
  • I doubt any directory of mobile numbers will ever have my number in it
  • Anyone wanting to contact me has exactly two clicks to find me anyway

What is more interesting is the fact that it is unthinkable that the system might give out your mobile number. We seem to have finally got to a place where who knows our number is actually something that we control, rather than the service providers. Compare that to the horror of domestic land lines (TPS or not) and it’s a giant leap forward.

(Oh, and as @dtt101 pointed out, that “make the text dark” button was clearly the result of weeks of design arguments. Classy!)

by Andy at June 12, 2009 08:56 AM

June 11, 2009

Andy Theyers

It had to happen

Dean Ryan leaves Gloucester. Given 7 years of big budgets, big name players and no silverware (not forgetting the  countless drubbings in crunch games) it’s no surprise. I guess the utter embarrassment at the hands of the Blues at the end of last season was the final nail.

The only question is… can Redpath do better?

by Andy at June 11, 2009 08:40 PM

June 10, 2009

Doug Winter

Richard Houston

The eyes have it: Politicians' sight problems.

I found out today that Nick Griffin has a glass eye. It's the one foreign body he's ok with.

Then I remembered that Gordon Brown is blind in one eye.

Tony Blair of course has a mad eye, as picked up on by Steve Bell .

Charles Kennedy's eyes were not always in focus.

John Major had a roving eye.

David Blunkett: blind since birth.

David Cameron: blind ambition.

Any more?

by Richard Davidson-Houston (noreply@blogger.com) at June 10, 2009 02:10 PM

Antonia Cornwell

At the London Aquarium

After ten minutes' slow trundling through small and unimpressive fish, listening to piped ambient music - because the ocean sounds just like choirs, pianos and tubular bells - we arrive at the sharks. Esme has been asking for the sharks since our arrival. She has forgotten that the point of the trip was to show her a live octopus, which is good, because we can't find one. If pressed, I shall buy

by Antonia (whoopee@smallwalrus.com) at June 10, 2009 12:46 PM

Richard Houston

British newspapers' TV tastes revealed!

On Sunday Channel 4 issued a press release explaining that the 4oD Archive will soon be joining 30 day Catch-Up on Channel4.com and that the 4oD Application will be closing.

The National Press loved the story which was very generous of them.

But, in explaining to their readers the appeal of being able to watch programmes from the Channel 4 archive on demand, which programmes did they single out as being noteworthy?

The Sun keeps it simple, plumping for Father Ted, Teachers and Shameless.

The Telegraph also goes for Father Ted but is strictly in it for the laughs, adding Drop the Dead Donkey and (controversial!) Brass Eye.

The Mirror chooses Trigger Happy TV, Drop the Dead Donkey and - hey, hey - Queer as Folk. Nice. I shall be endorsing The Mirror from here on in because they reckon we have "leapfrogged iPlayer". Just like that. LOL. I'd like to thank God, my agent, the tech team ...

BBC News (ok so not a Newspaper but Online it sort of is) is looking forward to catching up on Shameless, Ali G and, yep, Father Ted. Who can blame them? They need a laugh. Oh wait - and Queer As Folk, Teachers, Brass Eye, Trigger Happy TV and "axed soap" Brookside! Have they not got work to do?

The Daily Mail. Father Ted and Shameless get the standard mention but The Mail's pretty focused on reliving "the first lesbian kiss being broadcast before the 9pm watershed". It's that episode of Brookie! You'd expect nothing less. The user Comments quickly get on to the heated and irrelevant topic of why honest tax-paying Daily Mail readers should have to pay a license fee. Disgrace!

The Guardian
covered the story first out of everyone. Thank you The Guardian. They plump for Brass Eye, The Camomile Lawn (ah .. clever) and, like everyone else, Father Ted. Unsated, they also reference Queer As Folk, Shameless, Vic Reeves Big Night Out, Ali G, Teachers, Location Location Location and Grand Designs. Get in, square-eyed Guardianistas! Best and most poe-faced user Comment concerns "the myth of free Television online". The author worries that it takes more electricity to watch TV on a laptop than on a TV ...

Nothing in The Metro and Evening Standard that hasn't already been said. And?

And at The Times they're far too busy with real News to be bothered with such trifles. Or else their site search isn't very good. Not sure which.

In summary: British newspapers are mostly into comedy and homosexuality.

by Richard Davidson-Houston (noreply@blogger.com) at June 10, 2009 09:20 AM

June 08, 2009

Andy Theyers

Doug Winter

June 07, 2009

Andy Theyers

Solveig Lightly

The Dummy Fairy

Sometime around Christmas, I started mentioning the Dummy Fairy - in case you aren't aware, this is the fairy who comes and takes away dummies, leaving a present behind. At 3 and a half Freyja still has a dummy at night. This doesn't bother me - it is restricted to upstairs and she only uses it at night and when we're lounging around in bed on the weekends. I occasionally bring up the Dummy Fairy but haven't really pushed it. But today Freyja informed me that she wanted the Dummy Fairy to come tonight. In fact, she was absolutely insistent - so her 3 blue dummies have been left outside her bedroom door. I feel rather alarmed by the whole thing - I've realised that she is not the only one who has been reluctant to give up the dummy. Whether it's the fact that it is one more sign that she is less my baby, or I'm just nervous about if she is actually going to be able to sleep with out it, I'm not sure. A bit of both I suspect.

I kept saying that she didn't have to do it, and she could even get up and take them back if she changed her mind - the Dummy Fairy would understand. But she was pretty insistent, despite being obviously upset, and it was rather heartbreaking to listen to her saying 'I just wasn't to go to sleep' as she lay in her bed, dummy-less for the first time. I tucked her in and told her she was very brave - she obviously has a lot more willpower than her mother -I was ready to stuff that dummy back in her mouth at the first sign of her wavering.

It remains to be seen as to whether she will last the night. I'm fully expecting to go back up and find at least one dummy removed from the little pile.

by solveig (noreply@blogger.com) at June 07, 2009 08:41 PM

June 06, 2009

Andy Theyers

June 05, 2009

Andy Theyers

Antonia Cornwell

This is going on our corkboard RIGHT NOW

Thank you to Fourstar, who posted this on his blog earlier this week as being a typical day in the Cornwell household. He has no idea how right he is. Except he does. He's been to this house plenty of times and found Ian filling a doorway in just this stance and this uniform, saying this kind of thing and looking exactly like this.In fact it was only last weekend that Ian found a thing wrong with

by Antonia (whoopee@smallwalrus.com) at June 05, 2009 07:20 PM

Doug Winter

Adrian Lightly

Overheard #82

Some workplace frustration being exhibited here, methinks:
"If they don't know the difference between "the same" and "different" then I'm afraid I can't help them"

by fourstar (noreply@blogger.com) at June 05, 2009 04:34 PM

Oh Brother, Why Art Thou?

So Big Brother 10 is here. Having glanced at the 'incarceration show' last night, it would appear that the usual fatuous characters have been selected, perhaps with a more international flavour, but ticking all the same boxes. As Meg Pickard succintly puts it:
Why would I want to watch the tedious antics of a bunch of people of limited intelligence and entertainment value who I neither know nor care about? I can do that every day on the bus.
Still, whilst they used to make a fortune out of charging people to gawp at the lunatics in Bedlam, Channel 4 must know the cash cow is on its last legs. I still think the best idea is to allow in anyone who desperately wants to be in the house, then switch the cameras and microphones off and leave quietly by the back exit. See how long they last; I'd pay to watch that.

by fourstar (noreply@blogger.com) at June 05, 2009 02:53 PM

Richard Houston

The Year The Media Died

Utter genius from Terence Kawaja.

The awful truth of the crunch facing conventional approaches to advertising and media .. sugar coated.

"Bye bye those big upfront buys .. Tech has taken us for a ride"

by Richard Davidson-Houston (noreply@blogger.com) at June 05, 2009 02:15 PM

Solveig Lightly

Partners in Grime


I just love this photo of Jacob and Freyja who suddenly appeared as Batman and his sidekick, while we were visiting on Sunday.

I still get a thrill seeing my kids playing with my friends kids - those same friends who I used to go out with for mad all night (and all day) parties...

by solveig (noreply@blogger.com) at June 05, 2009 08:54 AM

June 04, 2009

Antonia Cornwell

More Information Than You Ever Wanted to Know

I spent yesterday lying around in the sun, in Highbury Fields. The weather has been glorious lately, which goes a long way towards explaining why this blog has been neglected for almost a fortnight. As I sat on the grass yesterday, from time to time I noticed a vibration in my shorts pocket. I thought it was my phone, then I remembered I'd lost it and the new phone isn't on vibrate setting yet.I

by Antonia (whoopee@smallwalrus.com) at June 04, 2009 10:33 AM

June 02, 2009

Andy Theyers

Doug Winter

Adrian Lightly

This Is Ian

Just an average Thursday, chez Antonia:


From the ever-wonderful 'Wondermark' by David Malki.

by fourstar (noreply@blogger.com) at June 02, 2009 04:52 PM

June 01, 2009

Doug Winter

Chris Territt

pregnant women are smug

i tweeted this over the weekend, but having been singing it to myself since i discovered it, i felt it deserved a wider airing:


Pregnant Women are Smug from Erika Lindhome on Vimeo.




It's the work of garfunkel and oates who are a couple of jobbing actresses united by a sense of a humour. Their Worst song medley is also worth a listen. enjoy.

by Chris (noreply@blogger.com) at June 01, 2009 09:40 AM

May 31, 2009

Doug Winter

May 30, 2009

Adrian Lightly

Overheard #81

Awesome #BGT overheard just now:
"Come on, Susan Boyle's on next..."
"...I've just got to watch these potatoes."
And that, ladies and gentlemen, sums up the state of Saturday night television.

by fourstar (noreply@blogger.com) at May 30, 2009 08:58 PM

May 29, 2009

Antonia Cornwell

Special Musk and Required Reading

I smelled a Man Scent that I really liked a few days ago: in Korres, that wonderful shop full of toiletries from Greece that look and smell incredible.Ian has never been an aftershave man, for which I am terribly grateful. All men's scents remind me of cheap drunken secondary-school fumbles in 1988. But this, this smells of saffron and amber and cardamom and agarwood. Like incense, but not in a

by Antonia (whoopee@smallwalrus.com) at May 29, 2009 05:51 PM

May 27, 2009

Solveig Lightly

Work in Progress

I'll be the first to admit that I let my children watch too much TV. However, as part of my Work in Progress toward being a Better Mother, I have a range of (the usual) activities that I spring on them throughout the day. So we go to the library or the park, we bake cakes and biscuits, we read and draw and paint and dance. Then I feel slightly less of a Bad Mother when I do turn on CBeebies.

A lot of things we can do together, but the problem I've found with having a baby who isn't young enough to be entertained by just watching yet isn't quite old enough to join in, is that you just can't quite keep both your children happy at the same time.

Freyja particularly likes doing the crafty things - anything involving glue and she's happy. But entertaining Theo while I do this stuff with Freyja is not easy. He's just not quite at the arts & crafts stage - he does like to fish the chalk out from Freyja's easel, but that's because he likes eating it, not drawing with it. I usually end up giving him a range of toys to play with and singing various nursery rhymes, while simutaneously helping Freyja and looking interested in what she is doing, while keeping half an eye on what Theo has found on the kitchen floor, while stopping Freyja pouring the entire contents of the bag of glitter on the table, while clapping when Theo shows me how he can now stand, while cutting more pictures out of the catalogue....

Of course, what happens is that I give neither of them my full attention. And then I turn the telly on so I can have break. Like I said, it is Work in Progress...

by solveig (noreply@blogger.com) at May 27, 2009 09:07 PM

Ideas for a rainy day

Finally a creative use for the hundreds of Mini Boden catalogues I seem to get through the post:


We had a lot of fun doing this. I enjoyed it as much as Freyja did. Maybe even a little bit more...

by solveig (noreply@blogger.com) at May 27, 2009 08:49 PM